So i finally fucking did some badass acting and shit like a week ago, and like that shit was golden… like my fukin eggs. The people there were like real chill and shit and like respeckted me for who i am ya know and like fed me and stuff. If you guys didnt see it you guys are shit outta luck because dat was the last play of the year of some shit like that.
ALSO I WA SALMOST KILLED MUTHAFUCKERS I ESKAPED DEATH AND FUCKIN LOOKED IT IN THE EYES AND SAID FUCK YOU MANN AND HE BACKED DA FUCK OFF. ok so i was like getting drivin around and shit by my main to guys and liek we went everywhere. we hit up liek a park and people were liek WHOA SHIT MAN LOOK AT DAT CHIKIN and tyhey was all goin crazy. then we went into a gaz station and were told to leave and called me A FUCKIN HELTH VILATION. so then we drove to like lay supar marshe, wich is french for wal mart in case you bitches didnt know and we walked around and it was bomb shit. so i was all fuck ya dawg diis is sick. so then all the sudden we drivin to some guys house whos liek a producer or some shit for dis band. I get put in a box and i heer liek fighting and shit so im all oh shit dis is a fuckin drug deal or somthin then outa now where i get picked up and thrown at this gy. So im all oh shit man WHAT DA FUCK THEN OUT OF NO WEAR A FUCK HUGE ASS DOG FUCKIN PICK ME UP IN HIS MOUTH AND SHIT AND IS LIKE EATIN ME. SO LIKE ALL THE SUDDEN EVERYONE LIEK GRABS DIS MUTHA FUCKIN DOG AND IS ALL NO DONT KILL CHROIST HE’S FUCKIN CHILL and finally dey save me and shit. fuckin skech.
So now im just chillin at home again and shit. BYE DA WAY MAH FRENDZ IS BUILDIN ME A HOME WITH WOOD ITL BE SICK ALL BITCHES SHOULD COME I’LL HAVE HAY AND SHIT.
HERE ARE SOME PICS FROM INTO DA WOODZ
I know i hasnt updated this i awhile. Im not used to this blog shit.
But i got some news for all you bitches and shit.
I OWN MY TURF. i got this whole yard to myself no. I fuckin own this hood and dont fuck with it or I’ll kill you. I aint no garden pussy anymore so fuck off
ALSO IM A FUCKIN ACTOR NOW. dis theater group wasw all YO CHROIST WE FUCKIN NEED YOU AND YOUR SKILLZ FOR SOME ACTIN i was all ALRIGHT FINALLY SUM REESPEKT so get this i am a fuckin chickin that lays golden eggs in the play called INTO DA WOODZ. MOTHER FUCKER I want eveyone to see me fuckin dominate the stage and shit.
CHECK OUT MA NEW PICS
Sorry I havent updated this in a bit. Im not used to updating blogs.
I’ve gotten alot of visitors lately, Fucking bomb ass shit so thanks for kickin back with me in mah crib.
Another thing is I am fucking built. I’ve been growing like a fucking badass and if any of you motherfuckers wanna throw down just fucking try It.
I’ll fucking kill you.
I can also fly bitches. Yeah so fuck you.
Me thinkin bout life
Rained all day today, had to stay inside. My garden is probably fucked, flooded and destroyed. Staying in the garage eatin crackers until this shit stops.
I did have to visitors today. Some fuckin bitches and some western douchebag. Bitches treated me well, and the western man, well, I just had to shit in his car.
Credits to mah bitches for this one:
some wet shit today.
some people came over, we chilled in my fuckin garden.
New box is nice, got my towels and shit washed today so I got a nice warm place to sleep. Also, some bitch dumped all my chicken feed out in front of my box. Seriously bitch, at least make an effort to scatter my food next time.